Restless Development’s Multimedia lead, Thom Flint, was recently given a sneak-preview of Stop AIDS’ new game Pharmadness . It places you in the (no doubt very expensive) shoes of a pharmaceutical company CEO – find out how he got on as he attempted to balance his company’s profit with his conscience.
So, first job’s first: name my new company. I decide to combine my surname with the name of a well-known pharmaceutical company, which results in Pflinter. Obviously.
Second job’s second: learn how to play the game. My super helpful PA appears on screen and gives me the basics.
I’m given a selection of drugs to research, obviously opting for the treatments that are a: super easy to research and b: will generate the most profit. Immediately I’m feeling more like a pharma CEO.
My initial drug of choice is a copy of an already-existing cancer treatment. This means it’s easy to research (it’ll only take 1 year!) and will be worth many monies when complete because cancer affects people and countries who can afford to pay top dollar for treatment. CHA-CHING.
Year 1 flies by and the board tell me they’re super happy with my work.
My new cancer treatment is complete, I’ll stick with the default name as I’m all pun-ned out after my Pflinter effort earlier on. (Plus, you know, I’ve got to do some actual work at some point today.)
Time to choose what to research next. The options are handily divided up into ‘non-vital’ and ‘vital’ depending on whether they’ll treat life-threatening conditions or not. However, the non-vital drugs are much easier to research…and are worth more money…money = profit = happy board, sooooo let’s go for a drug that treats male pattern baldness.
Skip to the end of year 2, and once again I’ve smashed it. Things are going swimmingly.
…this do-gooder shows up.
As a pharma CEO I’ve got little time or patience for ‘patient’s rights’ campaigners. I’m here to make PROFIT, people, not treat the sick.
The do-gooder introduces a new aspect to the game: mortality rates:
Then a video plays…
It contains the story of a lady in the UK who has had to wait 9 months to be seen by a doctor about her cancer. (9 months!?). My conscience starts to bother me at this point, but I push it to the back of my mind and remember to focus on all that lovely, lovely money.
During year 3 my PA informs me that the ‘pneumonia bacteria is evolving’ and I might want to invest in research for new antibiotics. Let’s wait and see how much time/money that’s going to cost before making a decision.
Anyway; Year 3 results – I’m the best CEO EVER.
Oh hang on, another one of these depressing videos. This one’s about a lady who’s supposed to be shelling out £69,000 for her cancer treatment because it’s not available on the NHS. Turns out £69,000 is the going rate for someone’s life – who knew!?
It’s during year 4 planning that I start to feel something that people call ‘guilt’. These videos are getting to me. I decided to pump more money into research, taking some away from marketing and lobbying. Hopefully I’ll still hit that 20% profit though…
I don’t. 19% is deemed unacceptable and the board tell me I’ve only got one more chance! Even after my tremendous 3 years service up to now – these people are vultures. VULTURES.
Video time. This lady is suffering from something called mycetoma. She’s had it for 20 years(!? that’s probably longer than some of you have been alive!). The video itself is quite graphic and it turns out there’s simply no decent treatment for it because the majority of those that suffer with the condition don’t have a lot of money, ergo companies like mine don’t bother researching new drugs to treat it.
I’m starting to see a pattern here.
The guilt is growing, but I know where my responsibilities lie. I freeze research on a new HIV drug and invest everything on treating ‘Double Chin Syndrome’.
The results speak for themselves.
Another video. This one contains stories of people suffering from drug-resistant TB (there are 600,000 of them worldwide apparently). The side-effects from the medication they’re on sound absolutely horrific but as there’s no new treatment available they’ve got little choice.
RIGHT. I’ve had enough. These ever-climbing mortality rates and videos have finally convinced me to sort this mess out. I stop research on these ‘non-vital’ drugs and plough money into researching a new Hepatitis C drug.
First year goes well. Maybe I can balance profit and conscience after all…
The next video is all about HIV, and specifically children that are affected by it. There’s no child-specific treatment available (children haven’t got any money, ergo why would I research new drugs for them!?) so they’re forced to take the incredibly toxic adult medication, or nothing at all.